The Vikings

The sea monster lifted the large, Viking boat high into the air and heaved it like a lazy fly ball. The men could not see for mere seconds, because of the low lying clouds the monster had lifted them to. They all realized their untimely and horrifying death, and conhesively formed their lives last conversation. "WELL THIS IS IT... OUR BODIES WILL BY CRUSHED BY THE IMPACT... AND EVEN IF WE SURVIVE THE FALL THE SEA MONSTER THAT THREW US UP IN THE AIR IS ABLE TO BREATHE FIRE AND BREATHE POISIONOUS GASES AND LIQUIDS ALL OVER US SO ANYWAY YOU NAME IT WE ARE PRETTY SCREWED! AHHHHHH!" one of norsemen said. The nerdy one thought about this while he was hurdling towards the earth and hanging on to the mast of the ship. He then preceeded to yell over the howling winds, "ACTUALLY, WE MIGHT BE OKAY. IF WE CAN TURN THIS SAIL THE RIGHT WAY WE MAY BE ABLE TO FLOAT IN THE SKY!" The other Vikings proceeded to attempt to direct the sail in the proper way. Too late, however, as each and everyone of them plummetted to their deaths. It was the nerdy one, however, that had a most particular gruesome death. As he hurdled back to earth, the sea monster let out a big yawn, exposing its' large, sharp teeth. The man was impaled through these teeth and was later quickly eaten.